Hi CrazyMcCray,
Modelbuilder is not so difficult to understand and no aspirin is needed.
You can find huge video introduction about Modelbuilder topic that you can use as example and match to your needs.
Website:
http://www.gistutor.com/esri-arcgis/18-advanced-arcgis-tutorials/43-arcgis-model-builder.html
Video:
darksabersan.